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Welcome to Reverend Wayne Austin Goodchild's official blog. Not that there's an unofficial one...

Wayne Goodchild's work has been called "original, unusual and extremely well-written" and has been likened to Jim Butcher, Michael Marshall Smith and early Stephen King. He lives in Scunthorpe, which is aka The Punchline of Great Britain. He is also older than he looks.

He's influenced by and enjoys: H. P. Lovecraft, Paul Jennings, David Lynch, Pigface, Bentley Little, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Raymond Chandler, Angelo Badalamenti, Joe R. Lansdale, Dean Koontz, Ken Nordine, Pop Will Eat Itself, Algernon Blackwood, Godflesh, 1940's jazz, Chris Morris, 1950's lounge, most superhero comics and 1980's horror films. He also once sat next to Ramsey Campbell at a horror writers' convention but didn't have the balls to talk to him.

Feel free to leave comments, email Wayne Goodchild or otherwise go nuts.

...all work on here, Potato Art! & table 42 is copyright wayne goodchild, unless otherwise stated, you cheeky monkeys...

Thursday, 17 November 2011

I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES, OFF OF YYOOOUUUUUUUU

Handsome Bastards got a proper nice little review in the local paper. We got through to the grand final of the 30th annual Rock Open, and got to play at the brand new Baths Hall venue. Bill Bailey played there the night before. I have been on the same stage as Bill Bailey.

"There was a palatable shiver of expectation from the assembled masses as Scunthorpe's own electro/ rock noise terrorists Handsome Custards took the stage.
"Owning the stage completely and making it their own, this is a band that you simple cannot take your eyes from." - Dan Gouldthorpe.
[They can't call us Bastards or they'll get complaints haha]
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