I FEEL LIKE I ORDERED BEANS ON TOAST AND HAVE BEEN GIVEN A FULL ENGLISH

An offer has been made and officially accepted on behalf of A GLITCH IN THE CONTINUUM and ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT BOOK. Unfortunately (but not unexpectedly) a few authors have dropped out so I'm waiting to hear if either book is actually still viable.

HANDSOME BASTARDS are playing the 30th Annual Rock Open at the brand new Baths Hall in Scunthorpe this Saturday (12th). Bill Bailey's playing there the night before! We're asking anyone who has the means to record themselves if they want to be a part of our set - record yourself saying 'Handsome Bastards' (in any style/way you want) and send it to wayne[dot]goodchild[at]virgin[dot]net - we'll do the rest!

This week marks the second one of some film-making sessions I'm helping to run and organise. Along with a colleague from TINPOT, we're at a primary school, college and youth centre, looking at elements such as scriptwriting, storyboarding, and editing. The aim to to, where possible, help kids make films for the SCUNTHORPE YOUNG PEOPLE'S FILM FESTIVAL (for which Tinpot are also on the steering panel). It's been going for a few years now, so to be involved so heavily with it is very exciting. We're also going to run a (hopefully regular) FILM CLUB to garner further attention to the SYPFF (and some cool films - the first one is THE LOST BOYS). 

Go here for FILM CLUB.

Go here for TINPOT.

Go here for SYPFF.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go punch crime in the face.